Acapella Pokemon

I've never been so utterly disgusted with the world until right now. There is a new T.V. show, soon to be aired on TLC, called "Sister Wives". Not only are three women married to the same man, but they're all sisters.

What. The. Hell.

First off, polygamy for me is just a little creepy. I'm sure every woman has been jealous before in her life. Probably because of something stupid, but I can't imagine having to share my husband with another woman, especially my sister. Ew, gross! I'm sure no man here would ever want to marry a woman and know for a fact that his brother is having children with her too.

You know, women cycle together so I have no idea how that one man can handle 5+ adult women with their other female children... I think it would be an absolute nightmare. But marrying your wife's sisters? There is something wrong with these people. Their kids are brother-cousins... I honestly would like to meet the fool that thought polygamy was a good idea and just slap him silly.

In all honesty, it's their creepy life they can do what ever they please, but for the sake of everything good and holy, why does it have to become a T.V. show? There's already enough crazy families on television, why do we need another?

This world is so weird...

Like since when is it attractive to be a pissed off androgynous bean-pole?

There is really nothing attractive (in my eyes) about skinny girls and cat walk models. Take it from me, I'm already pretty tiny as it is and I hate it. My pants never fit me right. I have very slender legs but huge hips. I don't even want to get started on my torso. Most girls would be thrilled if they were skinny enough to see their ribs. I get made fun of for it. It sucks to be skinny. Big girls are beautiful and happy looking. The cat walk models look so angry at the world... it's probably because they need a cheeseburger and a smoothie. That's why Naomi Campbell attacked her maid. She was just really hungry.

But no. For some reason we find it attractive to look like a Holocaust victim in often times, god awful clothing. What ever happened to the fat ladies in those paintings? Now those were some real women. I like how things have changed. If you were a big girl, all the boys wanted your milkshake. It meant you were healthy and wealthy. Now people know you're wealthy by how scrawny you are.

I also don't get how wearing your booty shorts so tight that it produces a ravenous moose knuckle is attractive.

Saw that in the mall the other day.

I wish I hadn't...

But that's another story...

It looks like my awkward rant is over. I promised Anthony I'd bake him some muffins for brunch (the best fifteen minutes of my life every single day).

Ciao mi bellas <3